I forgot to say that the last one was from Julia too. Kthxbai. Again. FTFTFTFTFT, as said in last post.
CAN'T STAND THE RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PINGASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Okami Abridged Experience
Thursday, October 7
FTFTFTFT.
PROCRASTINATION. WE'RE ITS BITCHES.
Example: "Oh, we have three months to finish our Okami cosplay costumes. Comic Con isn't 'till October." It is now officially two days from Comic Con and we have not done SHIT. We just finished the designs on the back of our hand made kimonos that we made just a week ago. We have also, as you know, not updated out abridged series or done anything about our band, which we only recorded one song for.
Oh, and Julia's mom just texted her 'clarpo'. That doesn't mean anything in ANY language.
We has be easy distract.
>Easy distract
>Distract
>Pingas.
But we are not any less funny. That will stand true until we die violently in our sleep.
.........waaaaaaaaaaaaat?
But yeah. This is our life. School. Fanfiction. Socialness. Fanfiction. Okami. Fanfiction. Concerts. Fanfiction. Hetalia. Hetalia. Hetalia. Fanfiction. School again. Kthx. Oh yeah, and our friend /b/. And Fanfiction.
I FORGOT ONE. FANFICTION!
DISTRACT.
FTFTFTFTFTFTFT. FAGGOTS. I'M RELATED TO THEM. THEY'RE CUTE. MARRY FAGGOTS. THREE WAY MARRIAGE. NO SEX INVOLVED. JUST WATCH. FAP.
Ohai.
Usually my posts make more sense.
So, I gotta question. Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? Do I make you heart beat like an 808 drum? Has anyone ever really been as far as decided to even go want more use look more like if chickens cannot phone because why not idiom there is no banananananananas do nut trust the trees they give you lie-cake i herd u liek snm so i basement your dad BECAUSE OF THE JEWS.
SO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. JUST SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. THE HARDEST PART'S THE AWFUL THINGS THAT I'VE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ALWAYS I WANNA REST YOUR SOUL AND FEED YOUR BRAIN AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID SHE WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA ROUND AND ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND AND I COULD ONLY FIND THE DOG... AND IT'S ASS ON WHICH THE HAIR IS JUMANJI, SUIT UNTAILORED RINGTONE TAYLOR SWIFT CAN'T STAND THE RAIN, FALLING SLOWLY, DRIP DROP, DRIVE ME INSANE, CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELIN' ANYMOOOOORRREEE TO BE KING! AND I JUST CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, BUT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF CLIMBIN IN YO' WINDOWS SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP AN' TRYIN'A RAPE THEM, SO YA'LL NEED TO HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE, HIDE YO' HUSBAND CAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE RAPE I'D NEVER GET LAID!!!!!!!!
BAM!
That's right. We just went there. Go look up all of those songs. Kthxbai.
I love you.
-Zoe
Example: "Oh, we have three months to finish our Okami cosplay costumes. Comic Con isn't 'till October." It is now officially two days from Comic Con and we have not done SHIT. We just finished the designs on the back of our hand made kimonos that we made just a week ago. We have also, as you know, not updated out abridged series or done anything about our band, which we only recorded one song for.
Oh, and Julia's mom just texted her 'clarpo'. That doesn't mean anything in ANY language.
We has be easy distract.
>Easy distract
>Distract
>Pingas.
But we are not any less funny. That will stand true until we die violently in our sleep.
.........waaaaaaaaaaaaat?
But yeah. This is our life. School. Fanfiction. Socialness. Fanfiction. Okami. Fanfiction. Concerts. Fanfiction. Hetalia. Hetalia. Hetalia. Fanfiction. School again. Kthx. Oh yeah, and our friend /b/. And Fanfiction.
I FORGOT ONE. FANFICTION!
DISTRACT.
FTFTFTFTFTFTFT. FAGGOTS. I'M RELATED TO THEM. THEY'RE CUTE. MARRY FAGGOTS. THREE WAY MARRIAGE. NO SEX INVOLVED. JUST WATCH. FAP.
Ohai.
Usually my posts make more sense.
So, I gotta question. Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? Do I make you heart beat like an 808 drum? Has anyone ever really been as far as decided to even go want more use look more like if chickens cannot phone because why not idiom there is no banananananananas do nut trust the trees they give you lie-cake i herd u liek snm so i basement your dad BECAUSE OF THE JEWS.
SO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. JUST SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. THE HARDEST PART'S THE AWFUL THINGS THAT I'VE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ALWAYS I WANNA REST YOUR SOUL AND FEED YOUR BRAIN AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID SHE WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA ROUND AND ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND AND I COULD ONLY FIND THE DOG... AND IT'S ASS ON WHICH THE HAIR IS JUMANJI, SUIT UNTAILORED RINGTONE TAYLOR SWIFT CAN'T STAND THE RAIN, FALLING SLOWLY, DRIP DROP, DRIVE ME INSANE, CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELIN' ANYMOOOOORRREEE TO BE KING! AND I JUST CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, BUT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF CLIMBIN IN YO' WINDOWS SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP AN' TRYIN'A RAPE THEM, SO YA'LL NEED TO HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE, HIDE YO' HUSBAND CAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE RAPE I'D NEVER GET LAID!!!!!!!!
BAM!
That's right. We just went there. Go look up all of those songs. Kthxbai.
I love you.
-Zoe
Sunday, September 12
Myeh, nyeh.
Well. This is awkward.
I swear to frickin' God, it's not my fault.
It's Julia.
No it isn't. It me.
It's both of us.
So, she went to Florida and then on a cruise and brought me back this scorpion in a lollipop and expected me to eat it. I swear to God, when I did, I nearly choked. The lollipop was good. The scorpion... not so much.
But I'm using things to distract you.
I'm not really sure what I'm apologizing for today. I think it's my mental insanity. I'm talking to myself right now. Nobody reads this except Julia, and she only does it for my support, because nobody would even touch this if not for her. NYEH.
You know what? You don't know what. Neither do I. We'll have an episode out by the end of the year. We have Comic Con and Hetalia Day and no time for this crap. Well, it's not crap. It's beauty mixed in with profanity. But yeah. Alright? I'm still talking to myself. Hmmm... *sighs*
I swear to frickin' God, it's not my fault.
It's Julia.
No it isn't. It me.
It's both of us.
So, she went to Florida and then on a cruise and brought me back this scorpion in a lollipop and expected me to eat it. I swear to God, when I did, I nearly choked. The lollipop was good. The scorpion... not so much.
But I'm using things to distract you.
I'm not really sure what I'm apologizing for today. I think it's my mental insanity. I'm talking to myself right now. Nobody reads this except Julia, and she only does it for my support, because nobody would even touch this if not for her. NYEH.
You know what? You don't know what. Neither do I. We'll have an episode out by the end of the year. We have Comic Con and Hetalia Day and no time for this crap. Well, it's not crap. It's beauty mixed in with profanity. But yeah. Alright? I'm still talking to myself. Hmmm... *sighs*
Wednesday, July 28
UNGH.

Well, yeah.
I HAVE TO FIND THE TREASURE.
*thrusts*
Ahem. Sorry.
I'm watching the blooper video for the second episode. Just thought you should know. But... you don't read this. So... it doesn't matter.
Please, I fucking beg of you, just follow us or comment! PLEASE!
I need to know if I'm writing for nobody. Besides Julia. But she's nobody. XD
But seriously. I'M LONELY ON THIS BLOG. I EVEN PUT UP SOME FISHIES FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH ON THE RIGHT. PLEASE. PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE.
Okay, well. That's all I really wanted to say. Watch the blooper video because... I want you to and its sooo fucking funny. I us, at least, which doesn't make any difference.
I'm sorry for our vulgarity in our show. But we can't help it. It's our only material.
XD
Love you!
-Zoe
Sunday, July 18
Julia's the whore this time.
We finished. Finally. And you have some off topic end credits to look forward to AND OUR FACES. Isn't it amazing? You get to see us get distracted by negative images and swirly faces.
But, the sad part is, that Julia is away at her aunt's house and while I was at her house today, we had just finished and started publishing it (after saving it of course) when her computer got overheated. She then had to leave for her train and she couldn't bring her laptop with her because her aunt wanted to look at it, and if you've ever been on /b/, you'll know why she doesn't want her to.
So, she said she would come back sometime this week just to upload it, but I am doubtful of this fact. So, unless she DOES come back, you'll just have to wait until the weekend. But you won't actually have to wait for anything because nobody reads this, as I have stated many times before.
When you read this, it will be after I have become famous for our abridged series. XD
Just kidding, but seriously, if you do read this, I love you and you better frickin' comment. But I would love you anyway even if you didn't because I'm a kind person. But not as much.
Yeah, well, summer goes on and I am Julialess. Comfort me? Thanks.
Love you.
-Zoe
But, the sad part is, that Julia is away at her aunt's house and while I was at her house today, we had just finished and started publishing it (after saving it of course) when her computer got overheated. She then had to leave for her train and she couldn't bring her laptop with her because her aunt wanted to look at it, and if you've ever been on /b/, you'll know why she doesn't want her to.
So, she said she would come back sometime this week just to upload it, but I am doubtful of this fact. So, unless she DOES come back, you'll just have to wait until the weekend. But you won't actually have to wait for anything because nobody reads this, as I have stated many times before.
When you read this, it will be after I have become famous for our abridged series. XD
Just kidding, but seriously, if you do read this, I love you and you better frickin' comment. But I would love you anyway even if you didn't because I'm a kind person. But not as much.
Yeah, well, summer goes on and I am Julialess. Comfort me? Thanks.
Love you.
-Zoe
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