Hi

I forgot to say that the last one was from Julia too. Kthxbai. Again. FTFTFTFTFT, as said in last post.
CAN'T STAND THE RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PINGASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FTFTFTFT.

PROCRASTINATION. WE'RE ITS BITCHES.
Example: "Oh, we have three months to finish our Okami cosplay costumes. Comic Con isn't 'till October." It is now officially two days from Comic Con and we have not done SHIT. We just finished the designs on the back of our hand made kimonos that we made just a week ago. We have also, as you know, not updated out abridged series or done anything about our band, which we only recorded one song for.
Oh, and Julia's mom just texted her 'clarpo'. That doesn't mean anything in ANY language.
We has be easy distract.
>Easy distract
>Distract
>Pingas.
But we are not any less funny. That will stand true until we die violently in our sleep.
.........waaaaaaaaaaaaat?
But yeah. This is our life. School. Fanfiction. Socialness. Fanfiction. Okami. Fanfiction. Concerts. Fanfiction. Hetalia. Hetalia. Hetalia. Fanfiction. School again. Kthx. Oh yeah, and our friend /b/. And Fanfiction.
I FORGOT ONE. FANFICTION!
DISTRACT.
FTFTFTFTFTFTFT. FAGGOTS. I'M RELATED TO THEM. THEY'RE CUTE. MARRY FAGGOTS. THREE WAY MARRIAGE. NO SEX INVOLVED. JUST WATCH. FAP.
Ohai.
Usually my posts make more sense.
So, I gotta question. Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? Do I make you heart beat like an 808 drum? Has anyone ever really been as far as decided to even go want more use look more like if chickens cannot phone because why not idiom there is no banananananananas do nut trust the trees they give you lie-cake i herd u liek snm so i basement your dad BECAUSE OF THE JEWS.
SO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. JUST SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. THE HARDEST PART'S THE AWFUL THINGS THAT I'VE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ALWAYS I WANNA REST YOUR SOUL AND FEED YOUR BRAIN AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID SHE WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA ROUND AND ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND AND I COULD ONLY FIND THE DOG... AND IT'S ASS ON WHICH THE HAIR IS JUMANJI, SUIT UNTAILORED RINGTONE TAYLOR SWIFT CAN'T STAND THE RAIN, FALLING SLOWLY, DRIP DROP, DRIVE ME INSANE, CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELIN' ANYMOOOOORRREEE TO BE KING! AND I JUST CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, BUT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF CLIMBIN IN YO' WINDOWS SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP AN' TRYIN'A RAPE THEM, SO YA'LL NEED TO HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE, HIDE YO' HUSBAND CAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE RAPE I'D NEVER GET LAID!!!!!!!!
BAM!
That's right. We just went there. Go look up all of those songs. Kthxbai.
I love you.
-Zoe

Myeh, nyeh.

Well. This is awkward.
I swear to frickin' God, it's not my fault.
It's Julia.
No it isn't. It me.
It's both of us.
So, she went to Florida and then on a cruise and brought me back this scorpion in a lollipop and expected me to eat it. I swear to God, when I did, I nearly choked. The lollipop was good. The scorpion... not so much.
But I'm using things to distract you.
I'm not really sure what I'm apologizing for today. I think it's my mental insanity. I'm talking to myself right now. Nobody reads this except Julia, and she only does it for my support, because nobody would even touch this if not for her. NYEH.
You know what? You don't know what. Neither do I. We'll have an episode out by the end of the year. We have Comic Con and Hetalia Day and no time for this crap. Well, it's not crap. It's beauty mixed in with profanity. But yeah. Alright? I'm still talking to myself. Hmmm... *sighs*

UNGH.

Well, yeah.
I HAVE TO FIND THE TREASURE.
*thrusts*
Ahem. Sorry.
I'm watching the blooper video for the second episode. Just thought you should know. But... you don't read this. So... it doesn't matter.
Please, I fucking beg of you, just follow us or comment! PLEASE!
I need to know if I'm writing for nobody. Besides Julia. But she's nobody. XD
But seriously. I'M LONELY ON THIS BLOG. I EVEN PUT UP SOME FISHIES FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH ON THE RIGHT. PLEASE. PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE.
Okay, well. That's all I really wanted to say. Watch the blooper video because... I want you to and its sooo fucking funny. I us, at least, which doesn't make any difference.
I'm sorry for our vulgarity in our show. But we can't help it. It's our only material.
XD
Love you!
-Zoe

Julia's the whore this time.

We finished. Finally. And you have some off topic end credits to look forward to AND OUR FACES. Isn't it amazing? You get to see us get distracted by negative images and swirly faces.
But, the sad part is, that Julia is away at her aunt's house and while I was at her house today, we had just finished and started publishing it (after saving it of course) when her computer got overheated. She then had to leave for her train and she couldn't bring her laptop with her because her aunt wanted to look at it, and if you've ever been on /b/, you'll know why she doesn't want her to.
So, she said she would come back sometime this week just to upload it, but I am doubtful of this fact. So, unless she DOES come back, you'll just have to wait until the weekend. But you won't actually have to wait for anything because nobody reads this, as I have stated many times before.
When you read this, it will be after I have become famous for our abridged series. XD
Just kidding, but seriously, if you do read this, I love you and you better frickin' comment. But I would love you anyway even if you didn't because I'm a kind person. But not as much.
Yeah, well, summer goes on and I am Julialess. Comfort me? Thanks.
Love you.
-Zoe

Okay, so maybe I'm the whore.

I lied to you. There are reasons for this.
1: 4chan is sooo distracting. Especially when they're talking about shitting habits.
2: Um... we started taking pictures of each other.
3: Why do you care? Nobody reads this crap.
But the point is, I said the episode would be up, and I lied. Well, I didn't lie, really. Just mis-predicted. And for this, I am sorry.
This makes me a gigantic whore, and it's only fair that I have to play Sakuya with my terrible fake Bronx accent. Again, the British thing.
And so now, I'm going to go have an early dinner and then have my aunt drag me to the newest Twilight movie. Don't hate me, I swear, it's not my fault.
Speaking of which, my Twitter is Icewolf51, my fanfiction is Icestorm51, and my Skype is Icewolf5151. Give me a good reason why I should except you to be my friend. Uh huh, I went there.
Well, get on with your lives. You don't really care, you're just bored. Now leave me alone.
I love you.
-Zoe

The Tree Was A Whore From The Bronx

You chuckled at the title. I know you did.
I have a TERRIBLE Bronx accent. You have no idea how many times we (correction, I) had to redo Sakuya's lines because my accent is wrong. I'm pretty sure I started reverting to British. But here's a history lesson for you:
The English colonies settled in America, blah, blah, blah... and there was this property. It was huge, and the people that owned it were uber rich. There last name was Bronck. People would be like, "Oh yeah, Imma go rent out some land from the Bronck's." And when the Bronck family died, their land was made into a place where people would go to have outings and eventually it became like some super strip mall where with the occasional apartment. So, instead of saying "I'm going to Bronck," people said, "I'm going to the Bronx." Yup. True story.
But the point is that the Bronx came from England, and therefore, I'm aloud to have a British accent while trying to be from the third burrow or whatever.
Yeah.
Okai...
Well...
Anyway...
That's all I really wanted to say. Thanks for listening to my nothingness. The next episode should be up fairly soon, since I'm about to go over to Julia's house to work on it. Yup.
Hope you had fun at the history lesson.
-Zoe

The Beginning

Hello Okami lovers and fans, this is my cheesy introduction to Okami Abridged!
My partner and I have created an abridged series that we are working on for Okami (obviously). But since YouTube is a butt and doesn't have enough room for me to be able to blog my experience (because I'm a dork that way), I'm doing it this way. So here I go:
In the beginning, I was over at my partner, Julia's house, and we were playing Okami which is basically the only thing I ever do anymore. We randomly started narrating the character's text in strange tones and voices and we proclaimed that we were "awesome at being awesome" and decided to start an abridged series of the best game that was ever created.
Of course, we had to choose who would be which character as well. I was Issun since I apparently have an amazing gay voice (don't judge me) and Julia was Amaterasu because she good at being blunt and sarcastic. We divvied up the other characters and I became Waka, she became Susano, and so on.
We didn't start writing until we had finished the game that we had been currently playing. And even then, we didn't start writing. We started the game over in the way that you can become the different types of Amaterasu and kept all your life, ink pots and so on from the previous game. We were being lazy and saying all these hilarious ideas, but never getting them down on paper. So when I went over to her house just a few days ago, I said, "I have the sudden urge to start writing." And so that's what we did. We ate french fries and sugar covered strawberries and talked about the time we ate horrible coconut covered shrimp before really getting down to business.
We restarted the game once again in the normal way and only got through the introduction before we had to stop. We couldn't control ourselves, laughing every time we said 'bitch' and 'the only pretty bitch in town got her house raped by a stick with a rock.' It took a while and many pauses in the narration before we could finish the script. So I went home and waited for it to be edited. I kept complaining about how it was taking too long and asking when it was going to be finished, but she was patient with me, which not a lot of people can be.
I composed a song in the process which she immediately insisted be our theme song and then we had to record that as well.
And truth be told, it's still not done.
I'm writing this right now as an impatient person, waiting the first episode to be finished, dreaming wildly about how we'll one day become famous for voice acting and blogging. But of course, Julia isn't home working on the episode. Noooo, she's at Cirque Du Soleil with her aunt and mother. Of course. So until then, I shall sit, trying to be inspired for my English essay that I haven't even started that's due tomorrow. Boring.
With love to Okami fanatics and lovers,
Zoe.
And Julia, but that doesn't really count.